Okay, I have to be honest. I tried to type the title as if Oprah were saying it. Did it work?
Are you trying to figure out what you're weekend project might be? Have a little down time if you're on the east coast suffering through the massive amount of rain we're expecting in the next 48 hours?
Here's a little more wacky inspriation for the hookers out there. Why not spend the weekend making your own mini-Oprah for your gal pal at work who is a faithful viewer, or as a gag gift for someone who really doesn't "get" her.
Pattern available for FREE here.